You could write a script to keep up with this and generate reports, but things like EPS might be better suited to come from the database you're logging to.
I typically have no issues sharing scripts and even writing scripts for others here when I have time, but for the last 4 months, I've barely had time to log into this site, much less write scripts.
My statistics script is so bastardized though that it's the one script I simply won't share because I can't share all of it and some of the pieces don't work without other pieces. I keep intending to re-write it one day instead of just adding another limb to Frankenstein, and I've got grand ideas, it's just never a priority.
One day, someone will replace me here and they'll completely miss the elegance and pure genius of creativity that went into the creation of this script using the tools I had at my disposal at the time and they will simply say "What the hell is this mess and what the hell was he thinking".
Fortunately while I can't just quickly write up a script for you any time in the near future, I can absolutely tell you where you can start:
Populating custom stats with a script
And if you're familiar with scripting or work with someone else who is, this will at least get you going in the right direction. You can track whatever stats you want independently of Kiwi's statistics tracking.